deaddrinks

Tall superhero, probably cousin of the best beer in the world, looking at his tacky dress thinks he needs a myspace account
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Old fashioned drink, not able to move on from the 80s, dreams of Samantha Fox's boobs staring at a sharp sunset in De Beauvoir town
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Tough English cyder, best in quality, awaken by a tender sunbeam in a mild morning, tells me to "take a picture of my ass"
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Traditional superhero, proven to provide you with all the vitamins you need, after a long career fighting crime, is made reduntant
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Cocaine addict Energy drink, robbed by a few children and shouting at every passers-by, cannot find his wings
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Jamaican Lager, laughing about the anniversary of the abolition of slavery, sings 'Slave driver, the table is turn, catch a fire you're gonna get burnt'
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Cynic american lemon-flavoured philosopher disgusted by his frantic London life, like Diogenes goes and live in a tub
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Clumpsy aussie burgler, dead crushed by the door of the shop he was robbing, from up above says: d'oh!
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German boy, barely awake, having no clue about where he is realises that should have pucked as his friend was telling him
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Fat american having lost all his money at monopoli the night before wakes up and suddently understands marxism
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Ginger exotic juice after a deep concentration while endlessy waiting at his bus stop says: "The die has been cast"
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Apple-flavoured uncarbonated soft drink from Bristol, begging in front of Old street Station (exit 3), realises that sex would pay more
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Posh french wines after an alchoolic night of burnin´ and lootin´ rest and do some early morning outing in Dalston
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Scottish Teacher waking up in Old Street realises that his people has been conquered by a bunch of wankers
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Dutch teenager employee of a marketing company enjoys the sun at his lunch break not caring much of health and safety laws
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Shy coloured Irish lad begging on a Dalston remote corner in a sunny spring tuesday morning considers a career advice
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Healthy latin drink fainted after being kidnapped and mugged in Dalston discovers the pleasure and pain of heroin
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Working class strawerry flavoured drink in a cheap dress rests in a misty friday afternoon after an hard shift at the factory
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Plastic fat global fizzy drink with a secret receipt collapsed for too much binge drinking on a friday misty council morning
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Dead Yankee alchoolic sparkling drink dead exile in a misty London lane with a Starbucks beggar on its side
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Empty Global fizzy drink abandoned alone, sleeping under some heavy rain in a gray Shoreditch morning
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Empty global diet fizzy drink abandoned upside down after having been beaten in a sharp but freezy Shoreditch morning
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