How to interrupt a Sith wedding : 無料・フリー素材/写真
How to interrupt a Sith wedding / P.O. Arnäs
| ライセンス | クリエイティブ・コモンズ 表示 2.1 |
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| 説明 | And across the board, everyone fell silent. This was the time."DO YOU, MY ONLY SON LUKE [HHHHHHHH-SCHHHHH]""TAKE THIS HERMIONE [HHHHHHHH-SCHHHHH]""TO BE YOUR SITH BRIDE IN ALL THINGS [HHHHHHHH-SCHHHHH]""FOR AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL KILL [HHHHHHHH-SCHHHHH]""I do, Father."To Luke's great relief, Jack must have overslept, thereby missing the ceremony."I really hope that he doesn't come", thought Luke, "If Father sees him, there will be a fight, I know it. Not to mention what Hermione will do.""Well hello, Luke!", shuoted Jack as he stormed into the hall. "And what have we here? Hmmm. Daddy Darthie, what on earth ARE you doing? Are you trying to marry off my Hermione to your incompetent whelp Luke? MY HERMIONE? Come on. You insult me, you big black Dinky-toy.""No Father!" screamed Luke, but too late. Vader stormed towards the now grinning Jack in a mighty, whirling leap of black cloth. "Well, well, well", said Jack calmly as he slowly pulled something from his vest. "Father, watch out! He has a universal remote control!" *blip* Jack had already pressed the first button. Vader stopped completely in midair and dropped to the floor. *blip* The second button made the vital helmet smoke from the inside. *blip* Now, the cloak was on fire. In mere moments, one of the greatest Sith Lords of all time had been reduced to a smoking pile of ashes. All of this accomplished by a drunken pirate from a Disney franchise with a Logitech remote."Shall we go, my love" said Jack."Oh, Darling!" said Hermione as she threw her arms around him and, gracefully, allowed him to carry her off into the setting sun. This was the fifth time he had "rescued" her. Luke just stood there, realizing that he should have believed the stories that the old guy with the beard had told him about Hermione and Jack. And, stupid as he was, just before the wedding he had signed over his savings to Hermione in order to escape a tax audit (which probably was a fake as well...)."I really am the Cliff Barnes of Star Wars, just as they said in school", he thought. "But things are really gonna change soon, I can feel it. Soon. They'll see." |
| 撮影日 | 2012-04-18 22:46:27 |
| 撮影者 | P.O. Arnäs , Åsa, Sweden |
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| カメラ | Canon EOS 550D , Canon |
| 露出 | 0.125 sec (1/8) |
| 開放F値 | f/1.8 |
| 焦点距離 | 50 mm |