I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN : 無料・フリー素材/写真
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN / mrbill78636
| ライセンス | クリエイティブ・コモンズ 表示-改変禁止 2.1 |
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| 説明 | ... BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE. The Rev. Dr. Bishop Billy Bob is about to take a major leap in faith to reaffirm his place within the higher intelligence echelon of community leadership, not all that hard to do in Waco, Texas. The plot thickens, so we'll keep you informed. Is Rev. Dr. Bishop Billy Bob about to make the greatest mistake of his life?Earlier in the week, the Rev. Dr. Bishop Billy Bob Throckmorton had made a drastic decision, which required a monstrous leap of faith for the very conservative Rev. Dr. and so on that fateful Sunday monring before a crowd of perhaps 250 born-again souls, a very respectable turnout for a church in Waco, Texas, the Rev. Dr. made his announcement and called up Sisters Hattie and Nattie to come forward. Actually in this case, they were sisters. Natalie and Hatalie had been born only minutes apart some thirty-two years previously. The sisters had been born again only minutes apart when they responded to the ernest plea of the Rev. Dr. to give their souls to G-d under his direction of course. It seemed hard to believe that was three years ago. They had been obedient servants ever since, practically clinging to the church building and refusing to go home. They prepared the communion elements; they cleaned up the building, they worked in the kitchen on Sundays, they taught Sunday School Classes and they even came over and rubbed the Rev. Dr's chest with Vicks salve when he had the flu.The Rev. Dr. proceeded to place his hands on each of their heads (not his first choice of locations by any means) and before G-d and man pronounced the good sisters to be ordained Deaconesses in the sight of the Lord and in the Third Primitive Tabernacle Church South of Waco, Texas. The sisters trembled.Rev. Dr. Bishop Billy Bob Throckmorton then pronounced Sister Nattie to be the Deaconess in charge of the Church Treasury and Sister Mattie to be the Deaconess in charge of the Church Finance Committee. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he heard a stern, deep voice say, "If the women would learn tell them to ask their husbands to teach them and then let the women teach their children."The voice was interrupted by a thought the Rev. Dr. had just entertained ... he and the sisters would be the only ones allowed to count the money from the collection plates each Sunday. His mind raced forward. The sisters would count the checks and he'd count the cash. Deposits would be made separately. Wonderful security in that plan, he thought as he smiled.Rev. Dr. Bishop Billy Bob the led a prayer for guidance for the two sisters, for himself and for the church, after which he asked Deaconess sister Hattie to give the financial report. Again that stern, deep voice from out of a void spoke clearly saying, "Let the women keep silence in the assembly," Rev. Dr. Billy Bob shrugged and got a puzzled look on his face wondering how this could be possible. he decided it was the mushroom steak he'd eaten for breakfast with his eggs that was causing it.After the financial report, the Rev. Dr. explained to his members there would be a need for additional financial support in the coming months. The Lord has spoken to him in a vision and wanted him to buy the great, red brick mansion on the hill, just outside of and south of Waco for the Third church's parsonage. The previous owner having been a notorious drug dealer in the Waco area lost his home to the Drug Enforcement Task Force and it was now up for sale. The Rev. Dr. believed this was the sign that the Lord wanted him to have the property. Of course, eventually they'd paint over the almost pornographic murals on the walls of the living room, dining room and banquet hall, but of course no hurry, he knew his people well enought to know they would not succumb to improper thoughts even when severly challenged. What had first attracted the Rev. Dr. to the mansion was the face of one of the women in one of the murals, which looked exactly like an image the Rev. Dr. had seen in a reference library book of Mary Magdalene. It even resembled the Mona Lisa a bit.And so began an unusual turn in the fortunes of the good Rev. Dr. Bishop Billy Bob Throckmorton. So mote it be. |
| 撮影日 | 2009-05-28 02:22:43 |
| 撮影者 | mrbill78636 , PFLUGERVILLE TEXAS, USA |
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